Melissa White
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HOWDY PARDNERS!! I am high dollar fresh, princess kitty, the cat lady, a mother of mayhem and a sister of mercy. This cow punk, tattooed goddess is not an underworked, overrated babies momma. Any of these names will get my attention, but I answer to Melissa the Destroyer. Fall is my favorite season, and Halloween would be my favorite holiday, but I have a thing for the Easter bunny. You might catch me on campus cramming for tests or eating the lumpy biscuits and gravy from the cafeteria. It is always a good idea to take me seriously, unless of course I am joking around. Go ahead, take a seat and strap yourself in, cuz now it is time to take a nap.
