Brian Gitachu
Senior Writer


Brian Gitachu
Brian Gitachu
Brian Gitachu thinks he's great, really great. Gitachu think he's the greatest thing to ever happen to paper since ink. Very conceited man, that Gitachu, standing in front of the mirror for hours without thinking of touching his hair. Gitachu just wants to look at himself.

Gitachu has no friends. Why? Because Gitachu's crazy. Gitachu lost his mind many moons ago. Gitachu thinks that the world revolves around him and that people should be submissive to his demands because he think he's cute. What an ego on Gitachu. Gitachu's a great man. Very great man. Guess it wasn't mentioned that Gitachu is a Gemini, single, and has no kids, baby mothers, and/or crazy girlfriends. Oh yeah, Gitachu has the most beautiful brown eyes when the sun illuminates them. Great man, he is, great man.



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